Ode to Midnight

I have a dog
He's finally made my blog.

This dog is so great, I'd even say grand
Why, he's the best dog in this whole land.

This dog is my boy and he is my bud
But I made right sure that he couldn't stud.

This dog is stubborn; he likes his way
I mean, how hard is it to understand "stay?!"

Got this dog as a pup, rescued him, too,
You'd think he'd show just a little more gratitude.

This dog is sweet and loves everyone
What more could you ask from a surrogate son?

This dog is quite lazy and he likes to sleep,
But there's no other dog that I'd rather keep.